Wednesday, September 29, 2010

friend's cat

this is my friend's cat agatha. she is easily perturbed, and doesn't stay around people, instead when a human approaches, she'll scurry off into some netherland of his home, dewlling there doing devious cat things that cats do for hours, before venutring forth and pissing on shit.
yeah that's basically a cats life, do fuck all and piss on shit at random. you might ask, wait, what does he piss on? why does he piss? what is piss?
but simply I am left as dumbfounded as you are, and i'm hurrying off to the nearest kids ride at a local barber shop so that I may have my whiskers trimmed.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

theme song for dis blog

so I was trying to find a theme song for this blog when I saw a cat-core thread yesterday, and I was kinda leaning towards this big black song:

also note the obnoxious pink embed colors, just because i <3 you :3

Saturday, September 25, 2010

other cat

this is my other cat. he's a dick who sleeps a lot, but he's chill with me

Thursday, September 23, 2010

new kitten

this is my new kitten, her name is daphne, and she's adorable.
i adopted her from this lady whom I know from work

pic related, me and my pussy

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

So there I was this morning,

When I thought about this nice little cat I know.
I swear, nary a day goes by that I do not think of my feline companions.

I mean, I just got a new little kitten the other day, and she's so adorable, it's amazing! Dem cats, yo!

I mean, I just want cats, all day, all the time, jesus, I should be like a crazy cat man or some shit, wow.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010


I honestly think that cats are the best shit EVER. If you look at a picture of a cat, you're like, dudes this is awesome, right?
But then dogs come along and they're all like "hey bro sup" and you're like "get out, troll."
So I mean, cats, best shit, yea.
I mean look at this kawaii little thing. It's yawning. how can you not look at that yawn and jizz yourself after?

 Then there's this thing. Seriously, who would even want a rasta chilling around eating their dog food?
But yeah, cats=best stuff ever man.